FEE FI FO FUM
a comic strip for giants
Short guy: So what happened to you? And why did you need me to bring socks?
Tall guy [lying in hospital bed]: Oh just threw my back out again.
Short guy: What did you do this time? And why did you need me to bring socks?
Tall guy: Used an ATM, got a drink from a drinking fountain and did the dishes…all in the same day!
Short guy: Wow, glad I’m not a giant! So why did you need…
Tall guy [pointing at feet hanging off bed]: Why do you think genius?!
Both short and tall guy sitting in car staring ahead.
SHORT GUY: So…you ever going to go or what?
TALL GUY: So…do you think I can actually see the light or what?
Tall guy: Ha ha, that Frank is a real character!
Short guy: Huh? What’s so funny…and how do you know my cousin Frank?
Tall guy: Oh, it’s nothing…we’re really just pen pals is all.
Short guy: Pen pals?! Since when?!
Tall guy: Since you never dust the top of your refrigerator.
Short guy: Hey, can you reach that bowl and get it down for me?
Tall guy: Yeah, no problem buddy.
Short guy: Thanks man, I appreciate it.
Tall guy: Sure thing…but where do you think you’re going?
Short guy: What is it?
Tall guy: My shoe’s untied down there, can you give me a hand?
Short guy: Good grief…
Tall guy: Hey how’s the weather down there? Are your parents short?
Tall guy: So do you play mini golf? Just how short are you anyway?
Short guy: That’s not very funny you know…
Tall guy: Oh really?!
Short guy: Great news, I finally got that promotion at work!
Tall guy: Woo hoo! Up high bro!
Short guy holds up a finger asking for a second and returns with a chair
Tall guy: Wow…seriously?!
Short guy: Hey, you’re the freak man, not me!
TALL GUY: Ah crap, it’s raining outside.
SHORT GUY: I’ll never understand your irrational fear of the rain [holding umbrella]
Tall guy has a face of horror.
Short guy is seen walking outside with open umbrella whistling while tall guy is covering his eyes which are now bleeding courtesy of the umbrella.
Thanks for checking out FEE FI FO FUM – a comic strip for giants. We’re proud to release the web’s first cartoon strip dedicated to all things tall. Check back each week as we’ve got plenty more where this came from 🙂
Short Man: Wow, you’re super tall!
Short Man: Do you play basketball?
Tall Man: Do you work at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?