Barber: Can I help you sir?
Tall guy: Just need a quick haircut. Can you take a little off the top?
Barber: Sure, have a seat!
Tall guy [seated in barber chair]: Can’t you lower this thing or something?
Barber: I did. All the way.
Barber: Instead of a little off the top, how about a little off the sides?
Tall guy: Fine, whatever…