Short guy: So what happened to you? And why did you need me to bring socks?
Tall guy [lying in hospital bed]: Oh just threw my back out again.
Short guy: What did you do this time? And why did you need me to bring socks?
Tall guy: Used an ATM, got a drink from a drinking fountain and did the dishes…all in the same day!
Short guy: Wow, glad I’m not a giant! So why did you need…
Tall guy [pointing at feet hanging off bed]: Why do you think genius?!