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FEE FI FO FUM

a comic strip for giants

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FEE FI FO FUM 018 – Getting Gas

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TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1
Short guy: Dude, might want to think about getting some gas soon…
Tall guy: You’re absolutely right! What a great idea!

Panel 2
Tall guy: All right, you know the drill.
Short guy: Sigh…of course I do.

Panel 3
Short guy: You know, one day you might have to do this yourself.
Tall guy: Then one day they’ll have to raise the stupid screen to where I can see it!

FEE FI FO FUM 017 – Tall Sister

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TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1
Tall guy: Hey sis, come on in!
Short guy: Psst…why didn’t you ever tell me you had a hot sister?!

Panel 2
Tall guy: Uh, you’re not really her type dude.
Short guy: What do you mean? Because I’m not tall?

Panel 3
Tall guy: No, not bald.
Tall girl (to short bald boyfriend): C’mon babe, come and meet by big brother!

FEE FI FO FUM 016 – Even Taller

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TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1
Tall guy: Oh my gosh!
Short guy: What is it?

Panel 2
Tall guy: Did you see that guy? I wonder how tall he is. Do you think he plays basketball? I bet his parents are tall.
Short guy: Snap out of it man!

Panel 3
Tall guy: I’m going to see if he will take a picture with me.
Short guy: No, wait, stop! Come back! Look at what you’ve become!

FEE FI FO FUM 015 – Awkward Date

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TRANSCRIPT

PANEL 1
Girl: Well, it’s been, uh…interesting. I guess this is good night.
Tall guy: Yeah, I guess it is. I had a great time.

PANEL 2
Tall guy: Can I call you again?

PANEL 3
Girl: I just can’t see myself dating a guy who carries a step stool everywhere he goes.
Tall guy: Well let’s try that hug without it and you’ll see why it’s so practical!

FEE FI FO FUM 013 – Bathrooms

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TRANSCRIPT

PANEL 1
Short guy: Dude, do you mind?
Tall guy: Oh, sorry, I’m not a pervert, I’m just tall…

PANEL 2
Short guy: So you couldn’t hold it or what?
Tall guy: Oh no, I didn’t wet myself, I’m just tall…

PANEL 3
Short guy: Ouch, you all right?
Tall guy: I hate bathrooms!

FEE FI FO FUM 012 – Haircut

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TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1
Barber: Can I help you sir?
Tall guy: Just need a quick haircut. Can you take a little off the top?
Barber: Sure, have a seat!

Panel 2
Tall guy [seated in barber chair]: Can’t you lower this thing or something?
Barber: I did. All the way.

Panel 3
Barber: Instead of a little off the top, how about a little off the sides?
Tall guy: Fine, whatever…

FEE FI FO FUM 011 – Airplanes

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TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1:
Agent: You’re all checked in for your flight to Hawaii.
Short guy: Yay, I can’t wait!
Tall guy: Yeah, can’t wait to be squished on an airplane for six hours and seventeen minutes…

Panel 2:
Agent: There’s always more leg room if we upgrade you to First Class.
Short guy: Hmm, how much would it…
Tall guy: We’ll take it!

Panel 3:
Short guy: But we don’t even know what it’s going to cost!
Tall guy: And yet I already know it will be worth every penny!

FEE FI FO FUM 010 – Ceiling Fan

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TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1
Tall guy: Yawn…I’m sure tired… [raising arms above head and stretching]
Short guy: Wait! Watch out for the…

Panel 2
[Tall guy’s face in a look of horror]

Panel 3
Short guy: …ceiling fan.
Tall guy: My hands!! [his hands have been cut off by the ceiling fan]

FEE FI FO FUM 009 – Door Handles

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TRANSCRIPT

PANE 1-
Short Guy: Look at this, there’s a new museum of door handles! Want to check it out?
Tall Guy: Door handles? Sure, why not…just let me get ready first.

PANE 2-
Tall Guy: All right, ready to go!
Short Guy: Did you just wrap duct tape around your belt and pockets?

PANE 3-
Tall Guy: Sure did!
Short Guy: Not even going to ask…