FEE FI FO FUM

a comic strip for giants

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FEE FI FO FUM 013 – Bathrooms

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TRANSCRIPT

PANEL 1
Short guy: Dude, do you mind?
Tall guy: Oh, sorry, I’m not a pervert, I’m just tall…

PANEL 2
Short guy: So you couldn’t hold it or what?
Tall guy: Oh no, I didn’t wet myself, I’m just tall…

PANEL 3
Short guy: Ouch, you all right?
Tall guy: I hate bathrooms!

FEE FI FO FUM 012 – Haircut

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TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1
Barber: Can I help you sir?
Tall guy: Just need a quick haircut. Can you take a little off the top?
Barber: Sure, have a seat!

Panel 2
Tall guy [seated in barber chair]: Can’t you lower this thing or something?
Barber: I did. All the way.

Panel 3
Barber: Instead of a little off the top, how about a little off the sides?
Tall guy: Fine, whatever…

FEE FI FO FUM 011 – Airplanes

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TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1:
Agent: You’re all checked in for your flight to Hawaii.
Short guy: Yay, I can’t wait!
Tall guy: Yeah, can’t wait to be squished on an airplane for six hours and seventeen minutes…

Panel 2:
Agent: There’s always more leg room if we upgrade you to First Class.
Short guy: Hmm, how much would it…
Tall guy: We’ll take it!

Panel 3:
Short guy: But we don’t even know what it’s going to cost!
Tall guy: And yet I already know it will be worth every penny!

FEE FI FO FUM 010 – Ceiling Fan

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Panel 1
Tall guy: Yawn…I’m sure tired… [raising arms above head and stretching]
Short guy: Wait! Watch out for the…

Panel 2
[Tall guy’s face in a look of horror]

Panel 3
Short guy: …ceiling fan.
Tall guy: My hands!! [his hands have been cut off by the ceiling fan]

FEE FI FO FUM 009 – Door Handles

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TRANSCRIPT

PANE 1-
Short Guy: Look at this, there’s a new museum of door handles! Want to check it out?
Tall Guy: Door handles? Sure, why not…just let me get ready first.

PANE 2-
Tall Guy: All right, ready to go!
Short Guy: Did you just wrap duct tape around your belt and pockets?

PANE 3-
Tall Guy: Sure did!
Short Guy: Not even going to ask…

FEE FI FO FUM 008 – Socks

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TRANSCRIPT

Pane 1:
Short guy: So what happened to you? And why did you need me to bring socks?
Tall guy [lying in hospital bed]: Oh just threw my back out again.

Pane 2:
Short guy: What did you do this time? And why did you need me to bring socks?
Tall guy: Used an ATM, got a drink from a drinking fountain and did the dishes…all in the same day!

Pane 3:
Short guy: Wow, glad I’m not a giant! So why did you need…
Tall guy [pointing at feet hanging off bed]: Why do you think genius?!

FEE FI FO FUM 007 – Car

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TRANSCRIPT:

Both short and tall guy sitting in car staring ahead.

SHORT GUY: So…you ever going to go or what?
TALL GUY: So…do you think I can actually see the light or what?

FEE FI FO FUM 006 – Pen pals

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Transcript:

PANE 1
Tall guy: Ha ha, that Frank is a real character!
Short guy: Huh? What’s so funny…and how do you know my cousin Frank?

PANE 2
Tall guy: Oh, it’s nothing…we’re really just pen pals is all.
Short guy: Pen pals?! Since when?!

PANE 3
Tall guy: Since you never dust the top of your refrigerator.

FEE FI FO FUM 005 – My shoe’s untied

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Short guy: Hey, can you reach that bowl and get it down for me?
Tall guy: Yeah, no problem buddy.

Short guy: Thanks man, I appreciate it.
Tall guy: Sure thing…but where do you think you’re going?
Short guy: What is it?

Tall guy: My shoe’s untied down there, can you give me a hand?
Short guy: Good grief…

FEE FI FO FUM 004 – Flip the script

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Transcript

Tall guy: Hey how’s the weather down there? Are your parents short?

Tall guy: So do you play mini golf? Just how short are you anyway?

Short guy: That’s not very funny you know…
Tall guy: Oh really?!