FEE FI FO FUM
a comic strip for giants
Short guy: Dude, do you mind?
Tall guy: Oh, sorry, I’m not a pervert, I’m just tall…
Short guy: So you couldn’t hold it or what?
Tall guy: Oh no, I didn’t wet myself, I’m just tall…
Short guy: Ouch, you all right?
Tall guy: I hate bathrooms!
Barber: Can I help you sir?
Tall guy: Just need a quick haircut. Can you take a little off the top?
Barber: Sure, have a seat!
Tall guy [seated in barber chair]: Can’t you lower this thing or something?
Barber: I did. All the way.
Barber: Instead of a little off the top, how about a little off the sides?
Tall guy: Fine, whatever…
Agent: You’re all checked in for your flight to Hawaii.
Short guy: Yay, I can’t wait!
Tall guy: Yeah, can’t wait to be squished on an airplane for six hours and seventeen minutes…
Agent: There’s always more leg room if we upgrade you to First Class.
Short guy: Hmm, how much would it…
Tall guy: We’ll take it!
Short guy: But we don’t even know what it’s going to cost!
Tall guy: And yet I already know it will be worth every penny!
Tall guy: Yawn…I’m sure tired… [raising arms above head and stretching]
Short guy: Wait! Watch out for the…
[Tall guy’s face in a look of horror]
Short guy: …ceiling fan.
Tall guy: My hands!! [his hands have been cut off by the ceiling fan]
Short Guy: Look at this, there’s a new museum of door handles! Want to check it out?
Tall Guy: Door handles? Sure, why not…just let me get ready first.
Tall Guy: All right, ready to go!
Short Guy: Did you just wrap duct tape around your belt and pockets?
Tall Guy: Sure did!
Short Guy: Not even going to ask…
Short guy: So what happened to you? And why did you need me to bring socks?
Tall guy [lying in hospital bed]: Oh just threw my back out again.
Short guy: What did you do this time? And why did you need me to bring socks?
Tall guy: Used an ATM, got a drink from a drinking fountain and did the dishes…all in the same day!
Short guy: Wow, glad I’m not a giant! So why did you need…
Tall guy [pointing at feet hanging off bed]: Why do you think genius?!
Both short and tall guy sitting in car staring ahead.
SHORT GUY: So…you ever going to go or what?
TALL GUY: So…do you think I can actually see the light or what?
Tall guy: Ha ha, that Frank is a real character!
Short guy: Huh? What’s so funny…and how do you know my cousin Frank?
Tall guy: Oh, it’s nothing…we’re really just pen pals is all.
Short guy: Pen pals?! Since when?!
Tall guy: Since you never dust the top of your refrigerator.
Short guy: Hey, can you reach that bowl and get it down for me?
Tall guy: Yeah, no problem buddy.
Short guy: Thanks man, I appreciate it.
Tall guy: Sure thing…but where do you think you’re going?
Short guy: What is it?
Tall guy: My shoe’s untied down there, can you give me a hand?
Short guy: Good grief…
Tall guy: Hey how’s the weather down there? Are your parents short?
Tall guy: So do you play mini golf? Just how short are you anyway?
Short guy: That’s not very funny you know…
Tall guy: Oh really?!