FEE FI FO FUM
a comic strip for giants
Tall guy: Hey sis, come on in!
Short guy: Psst…why didn’t you ever tell me you had a hot sister?!
Tall guy: Uh, you’re not really her type dude.
Short guy: What do you mean? Because I’m not tall?
Tall guy: No, not bald.
Tall girl (to short bald boyfriend): C’mon babe, come and meet by big brother!
Girl: Well, it’s been, uh…interesting. I guess this is good night.
Tall guy: Yeah, I guess it is. I had a great time.
Tall guy: Can I call you again?
Girl: I just can’t see myself dating a guy who carries a step stool everywhere he goes.
Tall guy: Well let’s try that hug without it and you’ll see why it’s so practical!
Tall guy: Wow, looks like you pretty much suck at darts.
Short guy: No, you pretty much suck at hanging dart boards.
Short guy: Dude, do you mind?
Tall guy: Oh, sorry, I’m not a pervert, I’m just tall…
Short guy: So you couldn’t hold it or what?
Tall guy: Oh no, I didn’t wet myself, I’m just tall…
Short guy: Ouch, you all right?
Tall guy: I hate bathrooms!
Barber: Can I help you sir?
Tall guy: Just need a quick haircut. Can you take a little off the top?
Barber: Sure, have a seat!
Tall guy [seated in barber chair]: Can’t you lower this thing or something?
Barber: I did. All the way.
Barber: Instead of a little off the top, how about a little off the sides?
Tall guy: Fine, whatever…
Agent: You’re all checked in for your flight to Hawaii.
Short guy: Yay, I can’t wait!
Tall guy: Yeah, can’t wait to be squished on an airplane for six hours and seventeen minutes…
Agent: There’s always more leg room if we upgrade you to First Class.
Short guy: Hmm, how much would it…
Tall guy: We’ll take it!
Short guy: But we don’t even know what it’s going to cost!
Tall guy: And yet I already know it will be worth every penny!
Tall guy: Yawn…I’m sure tired… [raising arms above head and stretching]
Short guy: Wait! Watch out for the…
[Tall guy’s face in a look of horror]
Short guy: …ceiling fan.
Tall guy: My hands!! [his hands have been cut off by the ceiling fan]
Short Guy: Look at this, there’s a new museum of door handles! Want to check it out?
Tall Guy: Door handles? Sure, why not…just let me get ready first.
Tall Guy: All right, ready to go!
Short Guy: Did you just wrap duct tape around your belt and pockets?
Tall Guy: Sure did!
Short Guy: Not even going to ask…
Short guy: So what happened to you? And why did you need me to bring socks?
Tall guy [lying in hospital bed]: Oh just threw my back out again.
Short guy: What did you do this time? And why did you need me to bring socks?
Tall guy: Used an ATM, got a drink from a drinking fountain and did the dishes…all in the same day!
Short guy: Wow, glad I’m not a giant! So why did you need…
Tall guy [pointing at feet hanging off bed]: Why do you think genius?!
Both short and tall guy sitting in car staring ahead.
SHORT GUY: So…you ever going to go or what?
TALL GUY: So…do you think I can actually see the light or what?