Humanity has quite the sense of humor if you are a tall person. Over the past century people have come up with thousands of jokes about all people, and today, we decided to do everyone a favor by making the sacrifice and sift through hundreds of tall jokes to find you what we believe to be “The Top Five”
-What does a tall person do when they see an airplane coming? Duck.
-Why don’t tall women paint their toe nails? Because they are too far away.
-What’s a tall person’s worst fear? Ceiling fans.
-What did the tall person say to the short person? What?
-How do you make a tall person angry? Pick them up in a smart car.
Being tall can be a little bothersome at times, but also can be quite humorist at times. Here are a list of funny things you can do if you are tall…
-walk next to a short person and watch them try to keep up.
-Stand silently as you watch a short person try to reach something.
-Constantly mention things in the distance that your shorter friends can’t see.
-Stare at a short friend as you touch the rim without jumping.
Thanks for reading, and we hope you find these jokes as hilarious as we do!