This is normally when I would start a new list of “Top 5 man-made thing,” but I thought all you tall men would like a quick science check. You may have heard it before, but I’m here to confirm, women tend to be happier with taller men. At least, initially.

According to Unilad, some researchers at Konkuk University in South Korea looked at almost 8,000 couples (7,850 to be precise) over “an extensive period of time” (whatever that means). It was noted by Doctor Kitae Sohn that the greater the height difference, the happier the wife was. Also, “the female preference for male height increased women’s reproductive fitness.” Are you lanky? The study also says that lankier men are better than shorter men. So, if you’re tall and slim, you’re golden!

There is a warning though. The researchers found that these relationships started going downhill after 18 years. So, what can we learn from this? Your height will get you the girl, but then you gotta work to keep her. Dress sharply with some TallSlim Tees and it’ll probably help.